#1 Daddy, I need to make a real volcano for school tomorrow.
#2 Mommy, Jack threw his hair bugs at me!!!
#3 And then he went, “You take the kids to the circus tomorrow. I’m tired.”
#4 What do you mean, you forgot to buy the diapers??
#5 And then, if you think he’s cute, you give him your address.
#6 In exactly two minutes, you’re going to be very sorry you ever made me drink milk!
#7 Watch me!! I’m going to fly all the way to the television!
#8 No, I won’t love a baby sister! I won’t, and you can’t make me!!!
#9 And then, ladies, when the stove is really nice and hot …
#10 Relax, breathe, center yourself. Now – release the demons within!!!!!!!
#11 Why are the mommy and daddy taking their jammies off?
#12 Can I pet the really big doggie, daddy?
#13 Look, I’m not sick. I’m fine; no, really. I can go to the beach.
#14 I’m going to make all her clothes myself, even her diapers! I have lots of time!
#15 George, really! It’s just a baby’s diaper!
#16 Really Mrs. Johnson, Mike just needs summer school. It doesn’t mean you’ve failed.
#17 Look, Mommy! I found a new pet, and his name is Roger!
#18 I don’t care what you say, Mom! My new identity is Grizzle, and I’m a fairy orc!
#19 It’s my prom outfit! Dia de Muertos fashion is all the rage.
#20 Dad, can I ask you some personal questions about girls?
#21 Thanks again, Mr. Cooper. The kids really enjoyed the party. How about next year?
#22 Go away! When I do this, you can’t even see me! I’m inbisible.
#23 I hate you, you meanie!! I won’t take a nap! I’m not even tired!
#24 Come here, pretty crawly bug. You look yummy!
#25 It’s just one ‘Stop, don’t do that!” after another around here.
#26 Now it’s your turn to drink the bubbles, Cindy.
#27 What do you mean the picnic basket is empty?
#28 I love my Daddy’s hugs the best!
#29 I just made a potty in the ball pit.
#30 Really, Sammie, moms like it when you cry really loud.
#31 You’re going to that in my what??
#32 High five, Pops!
#33 She went in the potty! She went in the potty!
#34 In two more seconds, I’m going to spew. I promise.
#35 Tell me you didn’t invite that Suzy creature to my party!