Cheese Jokes and Puns for Kids

Phyllis Steward
Written by Phyllis Stewart Updated on July 23rd, 2021
  1. Why did the cheese wheel smile?
    – It was going to be a Gouda Brie day.
  2. What did one cheese yell at another?
    – Leave me Provolone.
  3. What did the frustrated cheese say?
    – I’m Feta up!
  4. What did I do with my cheese handkerchief?
    – Bleu my nose.
  5. Which is the smartest cheese?
    – Cheez Whiz.
  6. What did the store manager yell at the cheese thief?
    – That’s Nacho cheese.
  7. What do you get when you mix a dinosaur with cheese?
    – Gongonzilla.
  8. What hotel does cheese stay at on vacation?
    – The Stilton.
  9. Why did the cheese cry?
    – It was having a meltdown.
  10. What did the cheddar say to the ghost?
    – I’m lac-ghost intolerant.
  11. What did Cheddar say to his date at the dance?
    – You look sharp.
  12. When do cooks smother a burrito in cheese?
    – In a best Queso scenario.
  13. What do you get when you mix cheese with a goblin?
    – Muenster cheese.
  14. What do you call a grilled cheese that’s all up in your face?
    – Too-close-for-comfort food.
  15. What is the favorite cheese of basketball players?
    – Swish cheese.
  16. A tornado ruined a French cheese factory. All that was left was de-Brie.
  17. I have an addiction to Cheddar cheese, but it’s only mild.
  18. What cheese surrounds a castle?
    – Moat-zarella.
  19. Why did the Greek woman stop eating so much cheese?
    – She was getting Feta and Feta.
  20. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded?
    – De-brie was everywhere.
  21. What do you get when you mix a Smurf with a cow?
    – Bleu cheese.
  22. What kind of cheese do rodents like best?
    – Mouse-arella.
  23. Which is the most religious cheese?
    – Swiss, because it’s holey.
  24. Why did the dairy farmer go on a diet?
    – He wanted to Cheddar a few pounds.
  25. What does a lady do with a cheesy credit card in the mall?
    – Go on a shopping Brie.
  26. What did the policeman say to the cheese thief?
    – You’ve been up to no Gouda!
  27. What was the stage name of the singing cheese?
    – Ricky Ricotta.
  28. What kind of cheese is made backward?
    – Edam.
  29. How did the cheese start his story?
    – O-Que-So.
  30. How do cheeses quote Shakespeare?
    – To Brie or not to Brie.
  31. Why did the cheese run for president?
    – He wanted to make his country grate again.
  32. What did the cheese write on the get well card?
    – Feta better.
  33. Why did the cheese cross the road. To Feta to the other side.
  34. Where would you report a bad cheese shop?
    – The Feta business bureau.
  35. What is the best cheese diet?
    – Eating curds and weigh.
  36. When do you ignore what a cheese is saying?
    – When it’s too Gouda to be true.
  37. What is the cheese town’s weather prediction?
    – Rain with light Bries.
  38. Why didn’t the cheese want to get sliced?
    – It had grater plans.
  39. What was the English Cheddar’s favorite TV station?
    – The Brie-Brie-C.
  40. I wanted Cottage Cheese for lunch, so I ordered from the a la curd menu.
  41. How did the cheese paint his wife?
    – He double-Gloucester.
  42. If a pizza could talk, what would it say?
    – Probably lots of cheesy things.
  43. What did the pasta say to the cheese?
    – Grate to meet you!
  44. Have you heard the new quesadilla joke?
    – Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
  45. What cheese do beavers like?
    – E-dam.
  46. What did one cheese say to another?
    – I smell something Swiss-picious.
  47. What do you call an Oriental cheese?
    – A Parm-Asian.
  48. Why do the cheese slices look normal?
    – Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
  49. What did the Gorgonzola cheese say to the Cheddar?
    – Looking sharp.
  50. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Phyllis Steward
Written by Phyllis Stewart Updated on July 23rd, 2021
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