You’ll Be on Cloud Nine With These 50 Rain Jokes

Natalie Grant (with child sleeping)
Written by Natalie Grant Updated on October 6th, 2023

The weather is forecasting 50 rain jokes that will make you laugh into a fit of puddles.

Most people don’t like rain, it’s damp, wet, stormy drips. But viewing a person struggling with the rain is hilarious and fuels many rain jokes.

In wonderful songs like “Singing in The Rain”, Gene Kelly sings and dances in a joyful way. He shows the rain to be full of kid-like joy, wonder, and unexpected playfulness.

So don’t be a stick in the mud, put your boots on and check out these rain jokes and you’ll have a wet and wild ride.

  1. Why did the raindrop keep laughing? It was tickled by the clouds.
  2. I tried to make an umbrella out of the rain, but it didn’t work out – it just wasn’t raining success.
  3. I never go out in the rain without my pun-brella.
  4. What did the raindrop say to the other raindrop? I’m falling for you.
  5. I’m not sure why it rained so much this week, it’s been a real drip.
  6. Raindrops keep falling on my head, but at least I don’t have to worry about catching a cold.
  7. What’s another name for an umbrella? A rain check.
  8. When it rains, I like to put on my raincoat and go out for a walk. It’s a real coat of arms experience.
  9. I heard the rain was going to be in town this weekend, but I guess it was just a shower of lies.
  10. If a storm had a party, it would be a thunder bash.
  11. I’m so glad I’m not a storm, because I don’t want to rain on anyone’s parade.
  12. I was going to make a joke about rain, but it would have been too wet.
  13. Why don’t cats like the rain? Because it ruins their fur-do.
  14. What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear.
  15. The cop stopped the rain and gave it a precipi-tation.
  16. Just when I thought I had run out of ideas, I got hit by a sudden drizzle of inspiration.
  17. Why were twenty people admitted to the hospital after the rainstorm? It was raining cats and dogs.
  18. Why don’t raindrops wear hats? Because they’d get too soggy.
  19. Rain loves to read about health. They like ‘The shape of water’.
  20. The club for rain lovers is called ‘The Love Rain’.
  21. How do you know the rain is young? You hear the pitter patter.
  22. What language does rain speak? Spanish, as the rain stays in Spain.
  23. Why was the rain depressed? It was on a downpour.
  24. I’m so glad I bought an umbrella – now I don’t have to rain-check my plans.
  25. It’s a bit stormy today – I’m going to tell a punderous joke.
  26. Storms are always brewing, and so am I.
  27. The rain loves me so much there’s a cloud hanging over my head.
  28. Puddles are a splash hit!
  29. What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, three’s a cloudburst!
  30. After the flood, the townspeople were all in deep water. 
  31. Rain is nature’s way of saying you need a shower.
  32. When rain falls on your face you get rain-brows.
  33. When you want to show appreciation for the rain you say, hail!
  34. What do you need to wear when there’s a rainbow? A coat of many colors.
  35. When you get killed by a flood it’s called rain-dead.
  36. The rain learned kung-fu. It’s great at the rain pose.
  37. What is the rain’s favorite vegetable? A leak.
  38. When clouds show affection they say “rain-dear”.
  39. What do you call a skeleton in the rain? Soaked to the bone.
  40. When you tell rain jokes you’ll need a pun-brella.
  41. How do you salute the president of clouds? Hail to the chief.
  42. What happened with the disagreement between the rain and the clouds? They started with a clean s-leet.
  43. When there’s a stormy day, I like to make a puddle-tunity out of it.
  44. Rainy days always make me a bit misty-eyed.
  45. What do you say to the rain when it’s being a victim? Cry me a river.
  46. The snow fell instead of the rain. Rain was a bit p-itter about it.
  47. Why does rain fall in April? It’s an April p-ool.
  48. What can you use to picnic in the rain? A damper.
  49. There’s a charity for rain. It feeds the pour.
  50. The clouds worked so hard that day. You could see the sweat of their rain-brow.

Natalie Grant (with child sleeping)
Written by Natalie Grant Updated on October 6th, 2023