25 Funny Robot Puns

Phyllis Steward
Written by Phyllis Stewart Updated on January 4th, 2023

Everyone has a favorite robot whether it’s R2D2, C-3PO, or WALL-E. These fun little mechs also have very interesting lives. Play along with their puns and jokes and try to think up ones of your own.

  1. Be careful of robots! They byte!
  2. When a robot is on the junk pile, they just rust in peace.
  3. What do you call a robot member of a crew team? A row-bot.
  4. Why was the robot angry? Everyone kept pushing his buttons.
  5. Why are robots so insecure? They only have artificial intelligence.
  6. The robot visited the town cobbler. He needed to be rebooted.
  7. Why don’t robots like apples? Because they’re Androids.
  8. The angry robot had a real chip on his shoulder.
  9. The robot was embarrassed to change clothes in front of others. He had hardware and software, but no underwear.
  10. What do you call a Hispanic family of robots who live in Dallas? Tex-mechs.
  11. The most popular hairstyle of robots is droid-locks
  12. What sound does a robot sheep make? Be-e-e-p! Be-e-e-p!
  13. How do baby robots get their milk? From a ro-bottle.
  14. What is the favorite robot film? Raiders of the Lost Spark.
  15. Why did the robot cross the road? The chicken was out of order.
  16. Why did the robot go to the doctor? Because he had a virus.
  17. An accident on the freeway meant the robots all had to take the R2-Detour.
  18. Why was the robot worker tired when he got home? He had a hard drive.
  19. What did the robot in hiding say to the policeman? I am not the droid you are looking for.
  20. A favorite robot’s meal at Dell Taco is Silicone Carne.
  21. Robots make boring public speakers because they just keep droning on.
  22. What kinds of food do robots eat? A bit of this and a byte of that.
  23. Where do kid robots love to go? To the big tent at the circuits.
  24. Why did the boy robot like to play outside? He was solar-powered.
  25. The robot vacuum cleaned the house roomba by roomba.
Phyllis Steward
Written by Phyllis Stewart Updated on January 4th, 2023

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