Everyone has a favorite robot whether it’s R2D2, C-3PO, or WALL-E. These fun little mechs also have very interesting lives. Play along with their puns and jokes and try to think up ones of your own.
- Be careful of robots! They byte!
- When a robot is on the junk pile, they just rust in peace.
- What do you call a robot member of a crew team? A row-bot.
- Why was the robot angry? Everyone kept pushing his buttons.
- Why are robots so insecure? They only have artificial intelligence.
- The robot visited the town cobbler. He needed to be rebooted.
- Why don’t robots like apples? Because they’re Androids.
- The angry robot had a real chip on his shoulder.
- The robot was embarrassed to change clothes in front of others. He had hardware and software, but no underwear.
- What do you call a Hispanic family of robots who live in Dallas? Tex-mechs.
- The most popular hairstyle of robots is droid-locks
- What sound does a robot sheep make? Be-e-e-p! Be-e-e-p!
- How do baby robots get their milk? From a ro-bottle.
- What is the favorite robot film? Raiders of the Lost Spark.
- Why did the robot cross the road? The chicken was out of order.
- Why did the robot go to the doctor? Because he had a virus.
- An accident on the freeway meant the robots all had to take the R2-Detour.
- Why was the robot worker tired when he got home? He had a hard drive.
- What did the robot in hiding say to the policeman? I am not the droid you are looking for.
- A favorite robot’s meal at Dell Taco is Silicone Carne.
- Robots make boring public speakers because they just keep droning on.
- What kinds of food do robots eat? A bit of this and a byte of that.
- Where do kid robots love to go? To the big tent at the circuits.
- Why did the boy robot like to play outside? He was solar-powered.
- The robot vacuum cleaned the house roomba by roomba.
