50 Pie Puns That Are the Cream of the Crop

Natalie Grant (with child sleeping)
Written by Natalie Grant Updated on October 19th, 2023

We all love pie, with a variety of fillings from sweet to savory, crumbly, or melt in your mouth. As the saying goes ‘As American as apple pie’, it gives us a feeling of home and our mother’s cooking.

Do you remember having a laugh when watching a cream-filled pie thrown into someone’s face? It was hilarious as the creamed pie covered and dripped everywhere.

So let’s throw around some pie puns of our own and it’ll be sure to bake you happie!

Prepare to laugh… or cry… maybe both!

  1. What did the baker say when he dropped a freshly-baked pie? “Oh, crust my luck!”
  2. Why did the apple pie set out on his adventure? He was a pie-oneer.
  3. What do you call a lobster pie? A crust-acean.
  4. Pie-rates are the best bakers.
  5. Why did the baker go to the bank? To get some dough for his pies.
  6. Cherry pie was very popular. She threw the best t-arties.
  7. I’m always in the mood for a good “a-pie-tizer”.
  8. Pie is always a “berry” good idea.
  9. I’m always in the mood for a good “pie-ano” accompaniment.
  10. What did the pie say when it was asked to leave? “Crust me, I’m outta here!”
  11. Why did the pie go to the hospital? Because it was feeling crumby!
  12. My mother bought me a peach pie. I was so dough-lighted.
  13. I don’t understand why people don’t like pumpkin pies – it’s gourd to be different.
  14. I love tarts. They’re the apple of my pie.
  15. What did the pie do when he got burnt? Put some cream on.
  16. Is it me or is that pie fat? No, she’s got a bun in the oven.
  17. What did the lemon meringue pie say to the baker? I may be a little tart but I’m always a-peeling.
  18. How do pies get to work? In a go-tart.
  19. The pies got into an accident. Their b-akes failed.
  20. What do pies say when they feel fruity? Give me some sugar.
  21. I couldn’t stop eating this pie. I’ve got cherr-ied away.
  22. Farm pies are called country p-umkins.
  23. Did you see that pie on Instagram? It was pie-ture perfect.
  24. Quiche me if you can!
  25. What did the pie say to its other half? Let’s live appley ever after.
  26. My brother loves peach pie. He’s peachy keen.
  27. The pie was one of a kind. You could say it was a key lime-ted edition.
  28. On Tuesday I went to the bakery to buy a pie. It was rhubarb-ulous.
  29. We threw pie a birthday party. It was a berry nice surprise.
  30. Who’s that crusty mathematician? Pie-thagoras.
  31. What’s a pie’s favorite song? Pump-kin up, you got to pump-kin up.
  32. Bakers love playing Is-pie.
  33. What did the pie say when it won the baking contest? It was over the moon-pie.
  34. Tart is a master of dis-pies.
  35. Pies are flan-tastic!
  36. That pie is really nice. It has a tart of gold.
  37. How do bakers dress up? In a suit and pie.
  38. What did the baker say when he dropped a bag? Oh sugar.
  39. The pie won the competition. It creamed its opponents.
  40. I’m not a fan of pi, but I’m a fan of pie.
  41. What did the baker say in the bank? Give me some dough!
  42. Who do bakers call to fix the electricity? Jack-O-Latern.
  43. The baker let the pie choose the filling. So it could cherry pick.
  44. Why was the baker angry with the pie? It was a bad apple.
  45. That pie is so dumb. It’s what you call an American idiot.
  46. Why do girls like bakeries? They’re made of sugar and s-pies.
  47. Pies are really saintly. They turn-over the other cheek.
  48. What do you call pie teachers? Sugar substitutes.
  49. The pie needed dental insurance. To get all the filling it needed.
  50. Why was the pie shop so popular? It was raking in the dough.
Natalie Grant (with child sleeping)
Written by Natalie Grant Updated on October 19th, 2023