Chew the Fat With 50 Butter Puns

Natalie Grant (with child sleeping)
Written by Natalie Grant Updated on October 19th, 2023

Are you churning for some butter-related jokes? Check out these 50 butter puns and you’ll melt into a fit of giggles.

What would life be without a bit of butter? The French know this well as most of their dishes contain butter.

Butter definitely makes our life more flavorsome and fun. We put butter in everything. In baking, like cakes, pastries, and pies. To sauces where butter gives a rich creamy texture.

So if your jokes are spread too thin add a knob of a butter joke and you’ll feel a lot butter.

  1. I tried to churn up some ideas, but nothing was coming out butter.
  2. I’m so buttery I’m practically whipped!
  3. My butter is so nice it’s practically oozing charm.
  4. I’m vegan so I’m never in a butter mood.
  5. I’m always trying to churn out new butter puns.
  6. Never answer back to your diary managers. They’re your butters.
  7. Why did the butter cross the road? To get to the other pat. 
  8. I’m not always a butter-mouth, but when I am, I’m spreadin’ the love.
  9. I’m always adding a little butter to my churn-versations.
  10. What do you call butter that can sing really well? Fats Domino.
  11. I don’t spread rumors, I spread butter!
  12. I love butter you had butter believe it.
  13. Butter me twice and call me a sandwich.
  14. I’m just feeling a bit spread out right now.
  15. What did the butter say at the meeting? We should all be on the same page, no matter how thin it is.
  16. I feel like I’m in a sticky situation, my butterfingers have gotten me here.
  17. I’m so butterly blessed to have butter in my life.
  18. I’m always spreading the word about butter – I’m such a butter-ful ambassador.
  19. I’m a big fan of butter. Spread the word.
  20. Butter have you heard the news? It’s spreading like wildfire.
  21. I’m in a bit of a butter jam!
  22. Spread the love with a bit of butter.
  23. When you feel low have some butter. It’s a butter pill to swallow.
  24. What did the butter say when it was scared? I’m churning with fear
  25. Butter is the glue that holds my sandwich together.
  26. I’m so bad at puns, I can’t even butter them up.
  27. I’m so competitive at the butter sculpting contest—I’m determined to churn out a masterpiece.
  28. Peanut Butter and Jell-ousy just don’t mix.
  29. The peanut butter jar said to the peanut, You’re a real nutcase!
  30. What did peanut butter wear to the party? A shell suit.
  31. Why do bakers never use butter in their baking? They get butter fingers.
  32. Butter’s ambition is to be the big cheese.
  33. What did the butter say to the cream? You’re whipped.
  34. I made a butter joke, but it was too cheesy.
  35. My attempt at butter chicken was fowl.
  36. This butter is so delicious it whisks me off my feet.
  37. Rub a dub dub, three butters in a tub!
  38. The bread and butter are pudding on a show.
  39. I heard a joke about butter, but I can’t remember it. It must have been margarine.
  40. She’s a real butterfingers, she can’t hold onto a pun for more than five seconds.
  41. Which side is butter? Both, as I like to butter both sides.
  42. You can’t beat a good butter pun.
  43. I’m so punny, I’m on a roll like melted butter.
  44. I’ve really got a soft spot for butter – it’s one of my favorite spreads.
  45. The butter is so great I like to drink it from my buttercup.
  46. How do you beat bread? With a stick of butter.
  47. I can’t stop eating butter. It’s like a s-mooth to a flame.
  48. The butter was so slippery I had to spread it with caution.
  49. Butter Pat is the pun master, never missing a beat!
  50. I’m so butterly in love with you!
Natalie Grant (with child sleeping)
Written by Natalie Grant Updated on October 19th, 2023