Try-To-Have-A-Laugh-Us With These 50 Dinosaur Puns

Natalie Grant (with child sleeping)
Written by Natalie Grant Updated on October 6th, 2023

Come and have a stomping good time with these 50 dinosaur puns and you’ll be roaring with laughter.

Dinosaurs, these massive prehistoric giants capture our child-like imagination. There are a variety of dinos, the meat-eating ones, and the veggies. We collect dino cards with their strengths and weaknesses on them. Or laugh at dino-related cartoons and films like Jurassic Park.

These are terrifying beasts yet there is something funny with their movements. And in the T-rex’s case, his little arms.

So jump into these dino jokes which are Grrrreat! No bones about it.

  1. What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-soraus.
  2. What did the forgetful T-rex say when asked who he was? I di-no.
  3. A dinosaur that’s always late is called a Procrastinosaurus.
  4. What do you call a dino with sore legs? Ankyl-o-saurus.
  5. All the dinosaurs had an amazing time at the museum, they really had a roar-some time.
  6. Where do dino kids play? Jurassic Park.
  7. The fossil was so old, it was practically a relic.
  8. How do you know when a dinosaur is angry? When they stomp off.
  9. What would you call a dino that has traveled from the past.?A Rex-pat.
  10. Where do dinosaurs get their energy? From fossil fuels.
  11. What do you call a dinosaur sleeping? A snore-adon!
  12. A dinosaur that’s always crying is called a Tearing-up-tyl.
  13. Where do dino buy their pizzas? Crusty-aceous.
  14. My dinosaur puns are bone-afide.
  15. Dinosaurs couldn’t take a joke because they had no sense of humorassaurus. 
  16. The Tyrannosaurus Rex was always getting into trouble because it had a short fuse-il.
  17. What do you call a dinosaur after a long day? Ex-saur-usted.
  18. Why was the dinosaur always at the shopping mall? It had a Mega-sale-odon.
  19. What did the T-rex say when he saw the mammoth? Woolly nice to meet you.
  20. The dinosaur’s party was so much fun, it was a jurass-kick!
  21. Why was the Brachiosaurus upset with T-rex? He had stuck his neck out.
  22. Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor? He had a dino-sore throat.
  23. What do you call a dinosaur with no arms? A Di-arm-osaurus.
  24. The prehistoric birds were so impressive that their flights were extinct-ordinary.
  25. I started a club with the museum dinosaurs. We’re called the skeleton crew.
  26. A T-Rex’s favorite type of music? Dinosaurchestra
  27. What did the dinosaur say when it saw a volcano? I’m dino-stroyed.
  28. What did the dinosaur say when he got a good grade? I’m rex-tremely proud.
  29. Dinosaurs that tell jokes are called joke-asauruses.
  30. Stegosaurus loves going to restaurants. He even brings his own plates.
  31. Brontosaurus is an undercover cop and is great at tailing.
  32. The velociraptor was a great dancer, he had some serious footwork.
  33. What did the dinosaur say when he stubbed his toe? Ouch-a-saurus!
  34. Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor? He had Brachio-itis.
  35. Some say that humans killed the dinosaurs. That would be homo-cide.
  36. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens weren’t invented yet.
  37. The dinosaur was famous. He had a meteoric rise.
  38. Dino had to stop climbing the hill. He had dino-sore legs.
  39. How did the caveman cut down a tree? With a dino-saw.
  40. When a dinosaur goes to a cafe he orders a Rex-press-o.
  41. What do you call a dinosaur that can’t stop talking? A dino-bore.
  42. The dinosaur was scared in the water. All the others called him a Spineless-aurus.
  43. What happened to the dinosaurs when the meteorite hit? They saw stars.
  44. What do you call a dinosaur that puts his head in the sand? Dino-al.
  45. Did you hear about the dinosaur that went up and down? It was a See-Saurus.
  46. How do you make a Tyrannosaurus Rex laugh? Tell it a Dino-mite joke.
  47. What happens when a dino gets enraged? A T-Rex-plosion.
  48. Why was the dinosaur left off with the crime? The juri-as-ic.
  49. What did the dinosaur use to cut his food? A dino-saw.
  50. Dinosaurs must really like reading because they’re always having a dino-lightful time. 
Natalie Grant (with child sleeping)
Written by Natalie Grant Updated on October 6th, 2023