Make a Splash With These 50 Frog Puns

Natalie Grant (with child sleeping)
Written by Natalie Grant Updated on October 11th, 2023

Take a sala-mander at these 50 frog puns which’ll have you jumping for joy.

Frogs are these amazing little green creatures that we love to watch hopping around. We love to watch its growth from tadpole to frog, swimming around and growing legs.

In fairytales, the frog gets turned into a prince with a kiss from a princess. This fuels our imagination and love of frogs.

We all love Kermit from The Muppets and we laugh our heads off when he argues with his lady love, Miss Piggy.

So hop to it and check out these frog jokes and you’ll be sure to make a splash.

  1. What did the frog order at the restaurant? A croak-tail. 
  2. What did one frog say to the other? Time’s fun when you’re having flies. 
  3. How did the frog get to school? By hoppin’ bus. 
  4. Why don’t frogs tell secrets? They croak everyone.
  5. The frog had a bad attitude, it was toadally rude.
  6. He was so jumpy, he must have had a toad of energy.
  7. Frogs are believers. They always take a leap of faith.
  8. Why did the frog win the race? He was in tad-pole position.
  9. The tadpole couldn’t leap to the other leaf. He was a bit green.
  10. Why did the frog go to McDonalds? To get a hoppy meal.
  11. Why did the frog go to the bank? To get some croaks and lea-posits.
  12. What did the frog say when it saw a cute girl? I’m hoppy to meet you.
  13. Frogs like to jot down notes on their lily-pad.
  14. What do you call a frog who can fix anything? A hop-erator.
  15. How did the frog feel after eating his lunch? Hoppy
  16. The frog was arrested for setting up a pond-ze scheme.
  17. Someone destroyed the frog’s lily-pad. He was hopping mad.
  18. What do you call a frog’s apprentice? Young pad-awan.
  19. How do frogs secure their home? With a pad-lock
  20. What’s a frog’s favorite meal? Pad Thai.
  21. Why did the frog visit the doctor? He had a croak-ache.
  22. What do you call a frog with a broken leg? A hop-less situation.
  23. Frog got a job in hop-itality.
  24. What do you call a frog that can’t jump? A hoppless wonder.
  25. Why does that frog have red eyes? He’s the spawn of the devil.
  26. What snacks do frogs like to eat? Croakies.
  27. Where do frogs like to shop? The pond-tique. 
  28. What did the frog say when he got a new pair of shoes? Frog-et about it!
  29. Frogs are good at crafting. You should see some of their croak-tions.
  30. Where do frogs get their information? On the web.
  31. Why did the frog put his trash in the recycling bin? He was going green.
  32. How do you make a toad angry? Push his warts.
  33. Frogs are great gardeners. It’s their green thumb.
  34. The frog was late for an important meeting. He was l-illy-dallying.
  35. You must be lilly-terally the punniest frog alive.
  36. Why did the frog stop the fly? To check his pilot’s license.
  37. The frog smacked this old woman. She swallowed his fly.
  38. Why was that frog named Adam? He was always giving a rib-it.
  39. What do you call a frog with no legs? Hopeless!
  40. A driver nearly ran over a frog. The frog said Ri-bite me!
  41. Frog ordered his pizza with toads of cheese.
  42. Froggy was famous. He was splashed across the news.
  43. What did the frog say when he saw a snake? We have hissssstory.
  44. Frogs are always ready to spawn some fun.
  45. What did the frog say when his pond was destroyed? This is aqua-strophic.
  46. Frogs have egg-cellent babies.
  47. I’m aqua-lutely in love with this pond.
  48. Water you waiting for? Jump.
  49. The frog was waiting for ages to see an insect. It was such a drag-on fly.
  50. The frog’s landlord was looking to get his money. The frog decided to abs-pond.
Natalie Grant (with child sleeping)
Written by Natalie Grant Updated on October 11th, 2023