Lions are majestic, cool looking, and the basis of many puns and jokes. See how many more puns you can make using the lion’s name, mane, paws, roar, and more.
- What do lions and computers have in common? They both have megabytes.
- What do lions do on a canoe? Roar through the water.
- What do you call a big lump on the beach? A lion in the sand.
- Why don’t lions like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!
- How did the lion stop the movie? He pressed the paws button.
- What do you call a lion in fancy dress? A dandy lion.
- What do we call Simba’s dad when he forgets to shave? Moustacha!
- What do you get when you cross Simba with the Little Mermaid? A sea lion.
- What does the lion call the barber? His mane man.
- What do cubs call their grandpa? Paw Paw.
- Why are lions terrible storytellers? They only have one tail.
- What do you call the lion pride’s police officers? Claw enforcement.
- What does a lion call an antelope? A snack.
- What do you call a big cat with chickenpox? A dotted lion.
- What do you get when you cross a lion and a snowman? Frostbite.
- What do you call a lion that changes color? A chame-lion.
- On what day do lions hunt? Chewsday.
- What do lions wear to sleep? Paw-jamas!
- Where does a lion sleep? Anywhere he wants to!
- Why do lions always eat raw meat? Because they’re bad cooks.
- What does a lion call an antelope? Fast food.
- What did the lion say to his wife? Who do you believe, me or your lion eyes?
- Why does a lion roar? To jump to the head of the cashier’s lion.
- What did they say about a graduate of the Lion Charm School? In like a lion, out like a lamb.
- The waiter asked the lion how he’d like his steak. The lion answers, “Raw!”
