25 Funny Lion Puns

Phyllis Steward
Written by Phyllis Stewart Updated on July 23rd, 2021

Lions are majestic, cool looking, and the basis of many puns and jokes. See how many more puns you can make using the lion’s name, mane, paws, roar, and more.

  1. What do lions and computers have in common? They both have megabytes.
  2. What do lions do on a canoe? Roar through the water.
  3. What do you call a big lump on the beach? A lion in the sand.
  4. Why don’t lions like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!
  5. How did the lion stop the movie? He pressed the paws button.
  6. What do you call a lion in fancy dress? A dandy lion.
  7. What do we call Simba’s dad when he forgets to shave? Moustacha!
  8. What do you get when you cross Simba with the Little Mermaid? A sea lion.
  9. What does the lion call the barber? His mane man.
  10. What do cubs call their grandpa? Paw Paw.
  11. Why are lions terrible storytellers? They only have one tail.
  12. What do you call the lion pride’s police officers? Claw enforcement.
  13. What does a lion call an antelope? A snack.
  14. What do you call a big cat with chickenpox? A dotted lion.
  15. What do you get when you cross a lion and a snowman? Frostbite.
  16. What do you call a lion that changes color? A chame-lion.
  17. On what day do lions hunt? Chewsday.
  18. What do lions wear to sleep? Paw-jamas!
  19. Where does a lion sleep? Anywhere he wants to!
  20. Why do lions always eat raw meat? Because they’re bad cooks.
  21. What does a lion call an antelope? Fast food.
  22. What did the lion say to his wife? Who do you believe, me or your lion eyes?
  23. Why does a lion roar? To jump to the head of the cashier’s lion.
  24. What did they say about a graduate of the Lion Charm School? In like a lion, out like a lamb.
  25. The waiter asked the lion how he’d like his steak. The lion answers, “Raw!”
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Phyllis Steward
Written by Phyllis Stewart Updated on July 23rd, 2021

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