50 Lego Puns That’ll Knock Your Block Off

Natalie Grant (with child sleeping)
Written by Natalie Grant Updated on October 11th, 2023

We’re out of the starting blocks with these 50 Lego puns that are so hilarious you’ll feel like a kid with a new toy.

Lego is a building block that you can create anything you can imagine. Watching programs like Lego Masters, we can see fantastic Lego-building skills.

We love to watch the Lego films like The Lego Batman Movie or Ninjago. The superhero or villain in Lego animation films makes us laugh out loud.

So have some fun and be a Joker with these Lego-related jokes and you’ll be fighting tears of laughter.

  1. I’m going to Lego of my worries and just enjoy the moment.
  2. Why did the Lego go to the doctor? Because it had a blockage.
  3. What do you call a group of Lego builders? A block party!
  4. Let’s Lego to the movies and have some brick-tastic fun.
  5. Why did the Lego man get a ticket? Because he was blocking the road.
  6. How do you know if a Lego is lonely? It starts building walls.
  7. What’s a Lego’s favorite type of music? Block and roll.
  8. Why did the Lego take a vacation? To build some memories.
  9. What do you call a group of Legos at the gym? Block-ercise buddies.
  10. Why did Lego Batman get a ticket while driving the Batmobile? Because he forgot to use his bat-turn signal.
  11. What does a lego piece order at the diner? A chip off the old block!
  12. Why did the ninja lego cross the road? To get to the other side… without being seen!
  13. What do you call Lego Batman when he’s on vacation? Bruce Way-gone.
  14. Lego is like a box of blocks, you never know what you’re going to build.
  15. What’s a Lego’s favorite game? Block, Paper, Scissors!
  16. Why did the Lego go to school? To become a Master Builder.
  17. I’m Lego-ing of your bad puns.
  18. How does Lego Batman’s mother call him home for dinner? Dinner dinner dinner dinner Batman!
  19. What do you call a ninja who wears sandals? Flip Flop-sensei.
  20. Lego and let go of your worries.
  21. Why did the Joker cross the road? To get to the Dark Knight’s side.
  22. Why did the LEGO go to the doctor? It had a blocked nose.
  23. Why did the Lego man wear sunglasses? To block out the haters.
  24. Why did Lego Batman climb up the tree? To get to the bat-ter view.
  25. How does the Joker like his coffee? Dark and bitter, just like his humor.
  26. Why do minifigures make terrible chefs? Because they always lose their instructions.
  27. What do you call a Lego character that’s always singing? A block-street boy.
  28. Why did the Lego character break up with his girlfriend? She was always blocking him.
  29. How do you make a Lego character laugh? You tell them a brick joke.
  30. What do you get when you cross a snake and a Lego set? A rattlesnake.
  31. Lego and behold, my masterpiece is complete.
  32. When Batman failed in his mission it’s called a bat-astrophe.
  33. How does a ninja say hello? With a hi-yah!
  34. What did the Lego model say when it was finished? “I’m brick and tired.”
  35. How do you get a Lego set to keep quiet? Tell it to keep its bricks together.
  36. I built a Lego airplane, but it didn’t really take off.
  37. Lego bakers are amazing. They mainly work with brick pastry.
  38. Why did the Lego character go to the gym? He wanted to build some muscles.
  39. When’s the best time to celebrate Lego? Block-toberfest.
  40. I was going to tell a joke about Lego bricks, but it’s too hard.
  41. I’m trying to build a career in Lego construction, but it’s been a rocky road.
  42. What do you call nervous Lego? A jitterblock.
  43. My Lego went to the local college. There was a course on mine-craft.
  44. Why did the Lego character join the army? He wanted to be a block-buster.
  45. What did the Joker say when he saw Batman? “You’re a sight for sore Bat-eyes.”
  46. Why do Lego characters make bad comedians? They always brick the punchline.
  47. What is a Lego’s favorite plant? Snap-dragon.
  48. Why did the Lego ninja go to culinary school? To learn how to chop, chop, chop.
  49. What did the Lego say to its partner when they couldn’t stick together? “It’s not me, it’s you. You’re not clicking with me.”
  50. Why couldn’t the LEGO figure stand up? Because it kept falling to pieces.
Natalie Grant (with child sleeping)
Written by Natalie Grant Updated on October 11th, 2023