Check out these 50 motorcycle jokes that are Harley-ously funny. We all love those action films where there are high-speed chases. Nothing says speed more than a motorcycle.
We hold our breath as the bike turns corners with the rider’s legs inches from the ground. And in romantic films, a scooter is ridden by a dreamy eccentric hero.
We ride imaginary motorcycles on our computer games. We laugh as we hit something or run over a computerized person.
So if you have a need for speed, take these wheelie good motorcycle jokes for a spin.
- Why don’t motorcycles ever get lost? They’re always on the right track.
- What did the motorcycle say to the cop? “I didn’t mean to brake the law!”
- Why did the motorcycle go to the beach? To ride the waves.
- What do you call a motorcycle that’s always playing games? A speed-demon!
- The motorcycle went to sleep as he was tyred.
- How does a rider keep his hair in place? With a helm-net.
- Nobody likes that motorcycle. He’s a bit of a hog.
- What do you call a motorcycle that’s always happy? A Yamaha-ha-ha.
- How do you know when a motorcycle is lying? Its spokes are moving.
- What do you call a motorcycle that’s lost its kickstand? A bike on the edge.
- Why did the motorcycle go to the doctor? It had a two-stroke engine.
- What do you call a motorcycle that’s always in a hurry? A speed-cycle.
- The motorcycle is always on time for events. He has great puncture-ality.
- What do you call a motorcycle that’s been in a crash? A wreck-tangle.
- Motorcycles love to dance especially brake dancing.
- What do you call a motorcycle that’s always in a hurry? A speed-cycle.
- When motorcycles get too hot they love to eat i-cycles.
- Why did the motorcycle quit its job? It wanted to pursue a different road.
- Everyone was afraid of that motorcycle. He was an American Cycle.
- Why did the motorcycle go to the doctor? It was off the chain!
- What do you call a group of motorcycles riding together? A motorcade.
- Why did the motorcycle cross the road? To get to the other ride.
- What do you call a motorcycle that’s always causing trouble? A rebel without a clutch!
- Why did the motorcycle refuse to share the road? It was a hog.
- What do you call a motorbike driver that’s a writer? The pen-drive.
- What do motorcycles say when they come home after work? Hon-da I’m home!
- Why did the motorcycle’s owner get a ticket? Because he was going too fast and furious!
- What do you call a bike that’s really into fitness? A pedal-pusher!
- Why did the motorcycle’s owner refuse to wear a helmet? Because he wanted to let his hair down!
- What do you call a group of ducks all lined up in a row? A quack-formation!
- Why did the biker refuse to ride in the heat? Because he didn’t want to get burned out!
- What do you call a group of motorcycles that ride together? A bike-gang.
- Why did the bike’s owner refuse to sell it? Because it was a wheel-deal.
- What do you call bike that can ride in any weather? Riders in the storm.
- That bike’s a little small. It’s growth was stunted.
- What do you ask for when buying a motorcycle in Spain? C C?
- Why did the bike go to the doctor? It had a g-earing problem.
- The bike unfriended the road on social media. You could say it was a road-blocker.
- Why did the bike go to the barber? To get the chop-per.
- Why was the stunt bike so angry? It was digging in the dirt.
- The bike didn’t pass the road test. It was not up to speed.
- Why was the motorcycle fired from his job? He was hitting the thr-ottle.
- Bikes love dancing especially the r-ally.
- Why was the bike arrested? Someone framed him.
- What was the bike’s last wish? To go out with a bang!
- That bike thinks he’s better than me. It always takes the high road.
- Why did speed bike refuse to race? Because it was tired of running around in circles.
- When you get picked up by a bike it’s called hitch-biking.
- Why was everyone afraid of the Harley? It was terrain-fying!
- The bike won the race in the last few seconds. It Triumph-ed over adversity.
