Have a Ball With These 50 Tennis Puns

Natalie Grant (with child sleeping)
Written by Natalie Grant Updated on October 11th, 2023

If you’re game, check out these 50 tennis puns and you’ll have a grand time.

Tennis is a competitive sport played with a racket and ball. We love to watch the game on TV as well as the audience’s reaction to the game. People turn their heads from side to side almost like their a viewing a family disagreement.

A player hits the ball and the other hits back until a mistake happens or the ball missed. It’s exciting and can result in hilarious plays.

Tempers can flare with players shouting and hollering. The sport can be very tiring and the grunts and noises from the players are funny.

So be a sport and laugh at these tennis jokes which you’ll 15/ love.

  1. What did the tennis ball do when it saw the player? It bounced up and down in appreciation. 
  2. I’m not sure why they call it a tennis court, it’s not like they’re serving justice.
  3. Tennis players are a bit rude. They make backhanded comments.
  4. If a tennis player serves an ace, does it mean he gets a full house?
  5. Tennis players always have the upper hand.
  6. My tennis coach told me to always keep an ace up my sleeve.
  7. Tennis is like a game of love and volleys.
  8. I’m not a fan of tennis, it’s just not my racket.
  9. I’m a real ace at tennis, I’m always on top of my game.
  10. My tennis game is always on point.
  11. How did the tennis court feel when the match was over? It was totally net-ural.
  12. I’m a tennis pro, I always have a lot of court-esy.
  13. What did the tennis ball use to get it’s shopping? A v-olley.
  14. Why was the tennis racket in the hospital? It grand slammed into the wall.
  15. I was so good at tennis, I was known as the racketeer.
  16. The tennis tournament was tiring and I was rack-ered.
  17. I hit the ball so hard in my tennis match, it was a real ace-celeration.
  18. Playing tennis is great for cardio, it’s like a workout for your frame.
  19. I live near a rubbish tennis school. You could say I live on a double fault line.
  20. When your losing a tennis game you’ve really got to slam it up.
  21. Tennis players could be great cops. As they already serve justice.
  22. Californian tennis players live in the volley.
  23. That tennis player is so brave, playing without a net.
  24. When it comes to careers, tennis playing is a great lob.
  25. Why did the tennis player keep losing? He had a case of de-fault-itis.
  26. Serving up some puns is my fore-tee!
  27. The tennis player let the other win. He was being court-ious.
  28. When the tennis player slipped he felt un-net-tled.
  29. What do you call a tennis player who’s always late? A fault-ure.
  30. The tennis match was love-ly.
  31. If I wasn’t a tennis player I work in courts-tumer service.
  32. Tennis players always strive for a backhand-up on the competition.
  33. The tennis match was won in a court-esy of the player’s quick serves.
  34. Tennis is like gambling. You just have to roll the d-uece.
  35. I’ve stopped playing tennis. I couldn’t r-acket anymore.
  36. This ball was finally used in the tennis competition. It was his rubber-tunity.
  37. What do tennis players like to drink in the match? D-uece
  38. I asked the racket why it was so good at tennis, and it said it was a natural racket-tion.
  39. I was so excited to get a new tennis ball, I just couldn’t keep it to myself. 
  40. I asked my friend if he wanted to play tennis, and he replied Racquets be the day.
  41. I once saw a tennis player who had a great forehand, backhand, and understand.
  42. The tennis match was so exciting that it was love at first serve.
  43. I asked my friend what he thought of the tennis match and he said it was net-ural.
  44. When it rains at tennis matches we all get our umpire-llas up.
  45. Why did the tennis ball go to jail? – It was found guilty of racketeering.
  46. When tennis rackets meet they bounce ideas off each other.
  47. The tennis pro was so funny, they call him the court jester.
  48. I was so nervous to play tennis, I had a case of drop shots.
  49. What do tennis pros order at the ice cream shop? A double ace.
  50. The tennis player had so much energy, he was bouncing off the court.
Natalie Grant (with child sleeping)
Written by Natalie Grant Updated on October 11th, 2023